Oh, she writes such filth, Father.

It’s a bit gritty, but that’s the modern world, Mrs. Doyle.

Feck this, and feck that, and of course, the F-word, Father.

The bad F-word. Worse than feck. You know the one I mean.

Yes, I do, Mrs. Doyle.

 

—FATHER TED, HAT TRICK PRODUCTIONS