Oh, she writes such filth, Father.
It’s a bit gritty, but that’s the modern world, Mrs. Doyle.
Feck this, and feck that, and of course, the F-word, Father.
The bad F-word. Worse than feck. You know the one I mean.
Yes, I do, Mrs. Doyle.
—FATHER TED, HAT TRICK PRODUCTIONS